i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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