I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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