Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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