I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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