Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
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I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
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I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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