And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
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also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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