Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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