my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
is that a dick in a sweater?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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