if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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