i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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