R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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