Me. At least after what I've been through.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
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My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
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I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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