I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
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So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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