Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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