I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
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Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
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So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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