you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
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After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
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He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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