I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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