I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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