East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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