If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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