my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
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Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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