Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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