whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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