Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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