why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
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I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
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I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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