never play flip cup with pint glasses
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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