I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
