Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
