Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She tied me up with her honor cords...
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
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