What a fucking waste of an outfit
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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