Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Help me help you realize you are a moron