Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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