I love black thongs
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
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I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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