i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
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The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
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I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
why is half of my head shaved?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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