I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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