i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
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this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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