Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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