Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
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you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
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I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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