Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
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He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
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My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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