Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I want a musical about memes.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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