the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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