Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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