i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Randomize
