is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
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Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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