I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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