Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
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Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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