he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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