i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
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i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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