She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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