I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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