Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
are you so shy because you have an std?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
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i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
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He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
You have to summon your inner elephant
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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