Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
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all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
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Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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