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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Look at my ENTIRE past

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  Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought

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  Might as well have a blog about it at this point

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.

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  What will that accomplish?

  (602): View more from Arizona

  It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.

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• (227): View more from Maryland

  Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake

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• (530): View more from California

  There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.

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