im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT