my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
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After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.