God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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