I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
i think i just lost a toe
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?