went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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