yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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