He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Panties = found
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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