Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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