did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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