So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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