doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
He? As in you personified your dick?
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So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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