What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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